Hold it! Slow down! I'm starting to feel like a real outsider here

You are. I don't want to insult you.

No no, go ahead. Insult me.

All movement in the universe is caused by tension between positive and negative furies. So when the furies are out of balance, the the people turn into demons and live forever.

This is just so shocking. I mean I must just be so monumentally naive.

You are.

Years ago I promised myself a long vacation. It's time to collect.