Can't Wait to Meditate

#HowTo Improve Your Focus in Three Easy Steps

1) Stick a thumbtack on the wall, about three feet from the ground.

2) Take a chair and set it facing the tack, about three feet away.

3) Sit as straight as possible and stare at the tack for at least 15 minutes. Do it without thinking, without creating narratives or playing music in the background of your mind. Simply stare at the tack.

Your mind will thrash like a fish on land, and you may even nod off. When this happens, refocus on the tack on the wall.

If your eyes get sore from staring in one spot (and they will), do the opposite: stare at all the space around the tack, but not the tack itself. Alternate between staring at the tack and the negative space.


An experimental blog by Jason S. Comely. Thanks for reading.

AN EXPERIMENT ON HAPPINESS

Photo by Edward Dalmulder

Several years ago I did an experiment to see if meditation could make me any happier. On average, I guesstimated that my days were about a seven out of 10. Would meditation nudge it up to a nine or zen-like 10? I wanted to find out.

So the experiment was as follows: every day for 30 days straight I meditated in the morning for an hour. In the evening I gave the day a score out of 10 (10 being a super fantastic day) and a reason for the number.

At the end of the 30 day experiment, I looked at the results. Almost every day was rated a seven, same as before the experiment and before regular meditation. A few days were an eight. There were no nines or 10s.

However, there were two days that stood out. Both were a miserable two out of 10 and both were because of arguments I had with family members (the first time was with my Dad, the second with my daughter).

What I learned from the experiment was surprising and valuable. First, meditation didn’t make me happier. Calmer? Definitely, and that makes meditation worth continuing. But I wouldn't say meditation makes me happy.

My second takeaway is I realized how important good family relations are to me, and how profoundly they affect my mood and outlook on life. Being harmonious with family and friends does make me happier.


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WHY I STAND ON A BOOK WHILE MEDITATING

Żabka the cat. Photo by Jan Kraus

Wouldn’t it be nice if you had a Zen master to keep your meditation practice as correct and beneficial as possible? Someone to give you a “whack” (albeit gently) whenever your thoughts wander, to bring you back into awareness?

There is a way — “one weird trick” to maintain your meditation practice and self-correct when needed. This article is about that way, a way motivated by a sad story about cats…

Upsides to Meditation

I’m sure most people at least have an idea of what meditation is. Meditation is the practice of focusing on something (like your breath) to achieve a mentally clear and emotionally calm state. It’s typically done while sitting, although meditation can be done lying down, standing up and even walking.

By engaging with a particular meditation practice, you learn the patterns and habits of your mind. With regular practice (the word practice and meditation will be used interchangeably here) you can improve your concentration, emotional regulation and perceive the true nature of things more clearly.

Meditation has so many reported benefits; it would probably take an encyclopedic sized book to list them all. It’s amazing that the simple practice of calming down and clearing away mental debris can positively influence personality and self-concept, boost your immune system and even increase the size of your brain.

The Cats That Could Not Sleep

So now we get to the “one weird trick” for better meditation. It’s a modified version of standing meditation, but unfortunately inspired by sad story about cats.

Several years ago, I was in the daily habit of sitting on a chair and meditating for two hours. Sometimes I divided my meditation into three 40 minute sessions, other times into two 50 minute sessions and a final 20 minute session, but most days I tried to get it over and done within one long two hour sitting.

Back then, my practice wasn’t purposeful. It started that way but eventually became sloppy. I was committed to doing my daily meditation but wasn’t deriving much benefit from it.

On this particular morning I was dozing off during a two-hour session when I heard a still small voice in my head say:

The cats weren’t allowed to sleep.

I knew what that meant and the thought hit me like a keisaku. The cats being referred to were victims of a cruel science experiment I wrote about previously. Michel Jouvet, the scientist conducting the experiment, used what is called the “upturned flowerpot” technique.

One by one, cats were stranded on a small upturned flowerpot in the middle of a pool of water. They could not sleep, for if they did they would fall into the water and drown.

Eventually all the cats either drowned or died from lack of REM sleep, but struggled for a median of 35 grueling days before succumbing to their watery grave.

I live with five cats who I consider my family,and the thought of this experiment made it impossible for me to be so comfortable in my practice any longer. As a memorial to these cats, I took a sturdy hardcover book from my bookshelf and stood on it for two hours straight. When my legs began to ache, it reminded me of the sleep deprived cats stranded on an upturn flowerpot, unable to leave, unable to sleep, unable to die.

It made my two hours seem short in comparison.

Bookstanding

That’s how this “one weird trick” called bookstanding meditation came to be, although I didn’t call it anything for a long time. I just stepped on that same hardcover book every morning and did my meditation. However, the modification has revitalized my practice and given it a new layer of meaning. I get all the benefits of meditation -standing meditation even — and it enforces constant presence of mind.

Standing still on the small surface area of a book is deceptively challenging. If tests your balance, patience, and your muscle control.

I find that when I lose my concentration, my balance is soon to follow. Gravity and the sudden sensation of falling play the role of Zen Master and keisaku quite nicely.

Increasing the Challenge

It’s been said that Zen meditation is a practice on a knife’s edge. It means that meditation isn’t supposed to be comfortable. It’s supposed to challenge you.

With bookstanding meditation, you can increase the challenge of your practice by standing on more books (please be careful), increasing the amount of time you meditate, or both.



If you’re ready to give bookstanding meditation a try (and I hope you do), here are a few suggestions on form:

  • Stand tall with both feet firmly planted on the book at all times
  • Keep your arms loose and your hands in mudra (hokkai-join) or down at your sides
  • Avoid crouching, squatting, or leaning against anything for support; maintain your poise at all times
  • Stay present and aware of your inner state, in particular your stabilizers (postural muscles)

Challenge yourself, but step down and sit whenever you get too tired and wobbly. Just remember that the cats in Jouvet’s experiment weren’t allowed to.


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