Long-time readers of my blog will be happy to hear I've restarted the Expert Advice Column. Just write in to Connor.Klast @gmail to expose your deepest, darkest fears and I'll do my best to find an Expert to answer! Below is our first return to the column where Skeptical in WV seeks truthiness about the pandemic...

“Dear Connor Klast,

I've heard a lot about the new and untested vaccines for so-called coronavirus. How do these vaccines work? Are they any better than Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS) or my own Aryan Immune System (AIS)? Thanks in advance!

Sincerely, Skeptical in West Virginia”

Dear Skeptical,

I'm glad you wrote in about these very serious questions, there is so much misinformation and propaganda about the great awakening out there. To answer your questions, I consulted with the World's Leading Expert, #QPatriot, through several layers of encrypted end-to-end messaging apps I downloaded from the silk road before it was cool.

Then I asked renowned Baker and Deep State infiltrator #RcomesafterQ to decipher this cryptic drop. Anons beware, this breadcrumb shows the truth is WAY SCARIER than we expected!!!

“FROM Q_Patriot >> Behind the Gates are billions... >>>Rabbitholes where no-one goes > The chemtrails all align, neon sign >>>> Your DNA will light the way >> Upon the break of The Awakening Day >>>> STERILITY chips all EXPOSED >>> >> > > > The Storm walks into a bar… >> >>> >>>> >> Why is 5G called the Mark of the BEAST??? >Use your LOGIC to expose the KEY and ENTER:

6661-x535ojck2g-2mkbvyjolm<<<<

+Q”

WOAH that is mind-blowing.. Is that the nuclear code purportedly tattooed in UV ink underneath Chelsea Clinton's 6-winged butterfly tramp stamp?? I could hardly wait to hear back from my R-cleared intel source!

According to #RcomesAfterQ:

“Dear Conor, I can tell by your extremely amateur interpretation that you're not a TRUE believer #SaveourChildren. But for #wwg1wga the message is crystal clear. Not only is billionaire Bill Gates behind the Deep State plot to implant tracking chips in anyone who takes the covid vaccine, but the precise DNA codons replicated by the “vaccine” ARE GATES’ OWN DNA!!!!!!! These Gatespike proteins measure only nanometers across yet will add a bitcoin to the immense wealth of the Illuminati (Gates, Musk, Hussein Obama and ALL Demorats) anytime a Deep State Patsy (specified in the “user” agreement) passes by a 5G tower or accepts a pizza delivery from a Jew. Over time, the Gatespikes accumulate to a greater degree than the user's own DNA, causing sterility in handmaids, hives, rhinitis, willing surrender of Amendments 1-3 and automatically signing up hundreds of illegals for Medicare BEFORE AGE 65!!! We are literally entering the darkest times known to mankind.

As if that weren't enough, BIG PHARMA's Satanic cabal is also trying to STEAL YOUR FREEDOM, health and LIBERTY!!! In case you weren't paying attention during your 700-level epidemiology course in med school, Big Pharma, doctors and in some cases Buddhist monks have conspired since at least the 17th century to make these dangerous and unpatriotic vaccines.

These antichrist-venoms have prevented countless deaths (#SavetheChildren, #SaveourGreatGmas) from smallpox, diptheria, polio, anthrax and rabies though EVEN TODAY Big Pharma makes PROFITS, OBSCENE PROFITS from INJECTING YOU! Contrast their heinous objective with the noble aim of the coronavirus that only wants to make MORE VIRUSES! Truly, Q is our PROPHET AGAINST PROFITS, #$!

The Deep State and Big Pharma have conspired together to keep Americans alive longer so they can continue to PROFIT FROM YOUR EXISTENCE. They don't care about people, they don't care about Health Freedom, they only care about PROFITS! Bill Gates and his INTELLECTUAL ELITISTS go to great lengths including randomized, controlled trials to convince you that these vaccines are safe because they know that if PEOPLE DIE from their “technological advancement” they can't MAKE MONEY OFF YOU!!!

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE, Big Pharma can't even promise YOU WON'T DIE, they just promise to postpone the inevitable. If you stand for HEALTH FREEDOM you'll probably join me in a macrobiotic carrot seance to cleanse the Earth of this great threat to our sanctity before it's too late. Follow the carrot, Follow the White Rabbit. This is only the calm BEFORE THE STORM!

#RcomesafterQ