One Last Trick
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen, you've been wonderful. For my last trick this evening I will bring before you the one, the only, the creator of the Heavens and the Earth, Yahweh himself!
By doing so, I hope to prove with
incontrovertible clarity
the existence of this
elusive
yet influential historical figure who has been present throughout our species' storied history.
If we are lucky, perhaps he will regale us with tales of his intimate involvement
with Noah and the Great Flood the building of the Great Pyramids and, of course, the founding of this, our Great Nation!
Regardless, I am quite sure that you will be struck at first sight by the sheer MAGNIFICENCE of his very presence.
Those steely grey eyes, the impressive white beard, his dashing, yet modest pinstripe attire, (which you too may purchase at our local department store), Not to mention the finest sculpted muscles seen on any man save for our very own Zoran— the Bone Crusher!
And, Ladies and Gentlemen, with his first appearance will come understanding. You will gaze upon his mighty presence and suddenly
you will know things
you never thought possible.
The laws of Physics, Physiology, Psychology, Sociology, Gastroenterology—
in a moment, ALL will merge into ONE Grand Unified Basis by Which Each and Every One of You may understand the workings of the very Cosmos.
And in this moment, Ladies and Gentlemen,
when all has become clear,
POOF!!
I will make him disappear.