non-socratic
“yer da sells avon.”
“aye, an your da's is best custumur.”
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empty crowd
wi aw think wir walkin alang this road but thir’s naebiddy here
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wellness advice
aye, son a cup ay tea an a shite wull dae ye mair guid than a wank
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disharmony in ra glasgow ecosystem
man in ra street shoutin at seagulls
“come oan doon here an A'll smash yer fuckin heids in”
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20/20 vision
wee johnny says is new specs ur sae guid thit whin e stood oan a bridge an picked is nose an rolled ra snotturz intae a baw an flicked it aff ra bridge e could see it fawin aw ra wiy doon tae ra rivur
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whin ye wur wee
membur how whin ye wur wee an ye farted silently ye thoat it wis a muscle breakin up ra shite cos it hud goat too bulky?
everythin made mair sense whin ye wur wee
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it's expensive bein poor
they shut ra joab centre in maryhill so noo ye huv tae git two buses tae springburn n ra same tae git hame ur ye cannae sign oan
ra lucky wans cin walk
if ye hud ra money fur ra bus ferr ye widnae be greetin at ra prices in tesco
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haiku
broon leaves peltin fitbaw pitch fat craw waddlin under rusty goalpost
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if is cave wis in glasgow
snawin like fuck Huike staunin ootside shivrin
“Bodhidharma, ya cunt let’s in ur A’ll cut ma fuckin erm aff”
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haiku
cauld smirr ootside pub shilpit weans staunin greetin
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