Well helllllllooooooo Diva!

You're back!

You created your small human, you took your time off, and now you're back to save the day!

Like Superwoman herself.

And don't you love to rub it in – how much we've missed you, how amazing you are at life, how much better at life you are than us!

Well girl, thank you so much for gracing us with your presence, and for letting us all know how wonderful you are, and how much we all suck.

Sounds like a leader to me!

You've been taking notes from ol' What's-er-name, haven't you?

Our boss?

Yeah, I can tell!

Well good!

Here we fuckin' go ... Here we fuckin' go.