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Jurassic World Domination ends the series with huge disappointments

Dinos are back! This time, not in the park, but in real world! How will people react to the dinosaurs? Can we make peace with them? Or will we exploit them due to our selfishness? Can we survive this? Let's find out in Jurassic World Domination.

It's been a couple years since the dinosaurs broke up from the mansion. The girl Owen and Claire saved has grown up. Blue got a baby. The evil company Biosyn took baby Blue and the girl for reasons unclear, so Owen and Claire started their quest to save the children, without Blue. On the other hand, Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant decided to team up to reveal the vicious plan of Biosyn genetics to expand their seed sell numbers through dino-bugs that feed on non-Biosyn crops. Biosyn was a big company ran by Tim Crook and it kept all the dinosaurs in a certain area. Yep, Although it's called Jurassic World, we're still stuck in a theme park.

This film is straight up Fast and Furious: Dinosaur madness. A loads of thing just happened that often felt way too convenient. Suddenly you got a CIA friend, and soon enough you get a pilot friend. The worse part of this film is that you don't feel anything for the good guys, no matter old or new. Owen and Claire have no personality and the doctors are all messed up. There were good shots and good scenes, but the plot is so dreadful that you'd find a million problems watching the film. When the last film set to widen the scope of the dinoverse, you'd expect a lot more deeper thoughts in the stories. But in reality, it's just a loads of re-used jokes, and most of them didn't even work very well. The biggest failure of the film in my opinion is not bringing Blue along. Just imagine how much they could do about if a dinosaurs is on their side and a ton of interesting jokes could be made. It's such a shame they didn't try that.

In summary, Jurassic World Domination has good dino-shots, but the story sucks, and the characters are not relatable at all. It'd still be a fun time with popcorn and bear, but after watching you will not remember it at all. I don't really recommend this one unless you are a massive Jurassic fanboy/girl.