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Bullet Train is every action movie in one piece

Do you enjoy your action movie? All the ridiculous and hilarious part, and some American sarcasm humor? If all of the answers are “hell yeah!”, then, Bullet Train is the one for you, and here's why.

When a killer codenamed ladybug finally got back to business, he was assigned a retrieve mission filling in for another guy. Little did he know that the bullet train he boarded and had plenty of stuff going on. Getting the target is easy, but somehow he kept running into troubles and couldn't get out of the train in time. When everything went wrong, can ladybug survive from his mission?

The short answer is Yes, like every other action movie protagonist. As an action film, this movie has Everything. Cool fights? Checked. People died? Checked. Weird and awkward jokes? Checked. Plot twist? Checked. In normal circumstances, that seems to be rather alarming, but Bullet train is not your normal action film. In fact, the greatest thing about this movie is that despite having all the cheesy elements, they nail every single one of them perfectly. Moreover, somehow the movie still finds time to talk shit and make fun of the mediocre action movies. This film is just an excellent textbook for how every action movie should be done. My favorite part of the film is the way it introduce new characters. With every first appearance of the character, they have this big neon light effects on their name in huge texts. Some of the names just felt like the producers were too lazy to come out of a name and they just kind of put something on it, which is extremely hilarious. The only complain I have is that the setups of the premise were a little bit too long that it could turn people off and missed the great 2-hour experience.

To summarize, Bullet Train is a must watch for all the action film fans. It's got everything an action movie would've had. Rent it, pay for it, pirate it, just make sure you watch it.