q: why did the chicken join a band?
a: because he already had the drumsticks!
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the banana is โ
an awful fruitโ
of that thereโ
can be no disputeโ
you must first peel โ
the yellow skinโ
which hides the yucky โ
fruit withinโ
it smells so badโ
please throw away! โ
look, it turns brownโ
in just one day!โ
inside our houseโ
don't keep a stash โ
a banana's placeโ
is in the trash
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at the drive-thru they asked if i wanted small, medium or large fries. i said i'd prefer an assortment of sizes...
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https://youtu.be/TGwYpBVbu2U
i'm not afraid of some kitchen tongs... even if they do try to bite!
ps: more musics, videos and other fun stuff here โก๏ธ https://linktr.ee/theRockstarCat
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this is snik-snik. he is very snappish! and i have captured his poor personality on video (tomorrow!)
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you might not realize that only a few short years ago, harley was a very wild and crazy guy!
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~a poem~ โ
put upon your face today โ
a big smile and a cloverโ
try it and you'll surely feel โ
happiness all over! โ
you'll never even get a pinchโ
if you're wearing the green โ
and you'll maybe look as cute โ
as baby tangerine โ
โ
happy st. patrick's day!โ๏ธโ
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what?! i had to blow my nose.
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what if... what if i AM batman?
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Tangerine would like to wish everyone a very happy PI Day!
Tangerine would also like to have a small taste, if you don't mind.
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