The Rockstar Cat 🎸

can you believe it's national pizza day and all i got were these catnip pizza slices?

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

i never realized harley had such a long and interesting career before he retired! i was browsing some old photos and found this picture of the giant cat from almost a decade ago. i sure wish i had been around before he sold the plane.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

i thought i was playing a funny trick on tangerine with the poop toys, but now she is obsessed with them. i guess the joke's on me 💩

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

https://youtu.be/DwuJtktus20

i got these funny poop-shaped toys, so i decided to play a trick on tangerine! i love her so much, i would do anything to make her smile. please share this song with someone you love.

ps: if you like this song, the single will be released in just a few days! you can pre-save it on spotify here: https://distrokid.com/…/…/ocean-of-love-feat-eddie-khoriaty/

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

guess what this is? no, it's not POOP! 💩 it's a felt cat toy made of sheep wool, but it sure does look like poopers. i have an idea for a funny joke i can play on tangerine. video tomorrow!

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

https://youtu.be/2zeBWhnO5EU

oh no. has tangerine become a “karen”? i might have to take away the bell.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

guess what?!? the giant cat has a BIRD in his ear! and i have one, too. actually, this little ear-flap is called “henry's pocket.” tangerine does not have a bird in her ear. i believe she uses her pocket to hold candy and treats.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

https://imgur.com/gallery/KYBouur

Happy

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

i really love my fans! since we live in south florida, there is a fan in almost every room. i like to stare at the fan and the dangling pull-cords. what are you obsessed with?

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

we are spending the day watching youtube videos on my tablet. tangerine is crabilated because she wants to watch cartoons, but i want to watch music videos.⁠

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook