The Rockstar Cat 🎸

my whiskers are curly⁠

and just a bit weird⁠

if i had a few more ⁠

i'd grow a big beard⁠

sometimes they break ⁠

sometimes they grow long⁠

do you think my whiskers⁠

make me look strong?!⁠

they point up 'n point down⁠

and every which way ⁠

but mostly they're cute, ⁠

so my mom and dad say⁠

~ GIBSON

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

i got a collect call from the north pole today. the elf said he needs my bank account information to pay me back for all the trouble he caused when he was here. isn't that nice of him? 😺

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

tangerine says “gibs me more churu please!”

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

tangerine and i are resting from all the holiday excitement. if i hug her close to me, she will never have nightmares.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

https://youtu.be/ETYUOGAow30

well, all things must come to an end. now that christmas is over, it's time for the elf on the shelf to get outta here. we wish our relationship could have been different, but now we must say “goodbye, elf.” and also, good riddance.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

wishing you the merriest christmas! may you find love, happiness, and lots of treatos under your tree this year.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

great news! i have discovered that the giant cat is actually SANTA CLAWS! i caught him making his list and checking it twice – and tangerine and i both made the “nice” list.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

now that there are three of us, do you think we qualify as a “herd”?

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

https://youtu.be/OST8WUUJkD0

baby tangerine, why won't you go to bed? i made you this song to help you fall asleep. close your eyes now, i am exhausted.

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook

i believe we have discovered the cause of the elf's very bad behavior. at night, he has been sneaking into the wine refrigerator! 🍷

𝙂𝙞𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚: TikTok Instagram YouTube Twitter Spotify Facebook