A good suspense joke
This is 1 of d best suspense jokes.
A father put his 3 yr old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to her prayers which ended, “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa.”
D father asked, “Why did u say good-bye Grandpa?”
D little girl said, “I don't know daddy. It just seemed like d thing to do.”
D next day grandpa died. D father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few mths later, d father put d girl to bed & listened to her prayers which went like this, “God bless Mommy. God Bless Daddy & good-bye Grandma.”
D next day d grandmother died.
“Holy crap!” thought d father. “This kid is in contact with d other world!!!” But he didn’t tell his wife abt this.
Several wks later when d girl was going to bed, d father heard her say, “God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy.”
D father practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all nite, got up at d crack of dawn & went to his office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch & watched d clock.....He figured if he could get by until midnite, he wud be okay.
He felt safe in d office. So instead of going home at d end of d day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch & jumping at every sound. Finally midnite arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief & went home.
When he got home his wife said, “I've never seen u work so late. What's d matter?”
He said, “I don't want to talk abt it. I've just spent d worst day of my life.”
She said, “U think u had a bad day. U'll never believe what happened to me. Y’day morning my boss died in d middle of a meeting!”