One River Proactively Hires Entire SEC Staff
Knowing that it's only a matter of time before they come to work there anyway, investment firm One River Asset Management has proactively hired the entire staff of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Thursday.
“It was my suggestion,” said highly-paid One River advisor Jay Clayton, himself a former SEC Chairman who joined the Bitcoin-heavy investment company immediately after leaving the commission last December. “I mean, it really is a natural progression.”
Gary Gensler, the newest Securities and Exchange Commission chair-turned One River advisor after the investment firm proactively hired every single member of the current SEC.
In completely swallowing the entire SEC staff, One River hopes to have much better success getting the approval for their highly-sought Bitcoin ETF.
“The plan is all coming together,” said Clayton to XRP_Productions reporters. “Oh, and coincidentally, One River lawyers now have to take over the litigation against Ripple...”