XRP Adopts New Promotional Mascot “Zerpaay the Shar Pei”

Tired of seeing outrageous pumps from other coins with seemingly nothing more than cute doggy characters representing their products, global holders of the digital asset XRP adopted a new mascot Tuesday, 'Zerpaay the Shar Pei'.

“It's perfect,” said 4-year XRP holder and manic depression-awareness advocate Leonard Mingus, “Zerpaay is an adorable little fella that wants XRP to moon and accidentally drops little 'oopsies' whenever he sees an SEC logo. If THIS doesn't get the market to move for XRP, nothing will!”

Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse showing his support of the new global XRP mascot, 'Zerpaay the Shar Pei,' a promotional puppy meant to draw market fervor similar to other adorable dog-centric coins like Dogecoin and Shiba Inu.

Despite the obvious promotional possibilities, some in the XRP community are dismayed by the new mascot, pointing to a recent quote from Klaus Schwab to show that it may have had a detrimental effect on the digital asset.

“We may have to change our minds about making XRP the official global currency,” said Schwab, Executive Chairman of the World Economic Forum. “I mean, this shit is just so silly...”

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