Eat your hashbrowns
What about you, Carl
Oh I get out there
They laughed, Logan held up three more beers.
Sure
Anyway
No anyway, talk, Carl
Well since yall are being so forthcoming
Logan popped the caps off and handed them out, Jeff's was still half full.
Carl took a tug on the new beer and set it next to the empty.
I ordered some food and she showed up
Showed up and fucked you
That's a prostitute bro
Alright, anyway
No wait
What was she dropping off
Birra tacos
Taco truck drop off
Taco truck fuck
They laughed some more, Jeff looked from the beers in front of him to the beers in front of Logan who was also pacing himself. Carl took another drink, nearing half full.
She handed me my shit and asked, how are you. We had this conversation and I said you should call me later we can chat.
Nice
What did she look like
What was she wearing
What were you wearing
They laughed.
Who gives a fuck
We do, bro
Look I told you, these chicks want looks or money, that's all they care about. You must have been radiating something.
I don't know I mean I was just hungry
Logan and Jeff looked at eachother, picked up their beers, crossed the necks of their bottles, and downed half their bottles.
Oh come on
Nah, something's up
Yeah, she psycho or something
Look like a hag
Fucked up pussy
No she was super cool
You fuck her
Yeah, she asked me to
How polite
Nothing polite about it
I bet
They laughed.
Please, Carl, he said it mockingly like a woman's voice, she probably said it with a hard arr.
Carl, they traded his name back and forth drawing it out and turning it into pirate noises.
Carl looked at his phone, the last message he sent a week ago sitting on delivered status.
All for one or none at all
Look, I told you I'd fuck you okay
You were serious
Yeah but we aren't doing onesies it's all for one or none at all
Really
Yeah but we are gonna need some condoms because nobody's raw dogging me
That's fine
Then lets go get condoms
You're good to drive?
Yeah, we've just been watching Carl put it away
Well shit lets go
She opened a different cabinet and opened the crock pot, she put the vodka bottle on top of a waiting plastic bottle of cinnamon schnapps.
The fuck
You dicks never cook, best place to hide it
She pushed Jeff back with one hand on his chest and stepped up nose to nose with Logan, don't go spilling my secrets
Logan gulped, yes ma'am
The three went out the front door and didn't even lock it.
Look at that piece of meat
Are you going to take it
Be patient
I'll take it if you don't want
He pressed the blade into the man's chest so he could feel the tip through his leather harness.
They both stared at the same woman, chained to the table, hindquarters exposed. A bit of drool dripped out of the shorter man's mask.
I need this
And you'll have this
But you first
He frowned, the mask let out a slight squeak.
The other man grinned, the mask laces groaned at the back of his head and it made him grin wider.
Why is all this insane shit happening
Why isn't all of this insane shit happening
There's a knife on the table by your bed
And you have what, lubricants and condoms and amyl nitrate, he laughed
Yeah I fuck like a normal person, Mark
He laughed even more and his hand hit the table, heavy, people turned to look quick like they expected a car accident. He held up his hands and tried to catch his breath. My bad
She looked at him incredulously, pushed her hair away but it was just an excuse to cover her face.
Oh hey now don't be shy
I'm not doing this here, Mark
Eat your hashbrowns
Drink your juice, her hand coming up from the edge of the table to flip him off where no one else could see it.
A pleased expression crossed his face and his eyes went soft.
I really like you
I like you too, her eyes softened in response