No, not the friend zone
Logan opened the door, Jeff
They hugged and he pulled him in, arm on his shoulder.
Don't bother with the shoes, Carl is on his way
No shot, what about food
I got that covered, Paul even chipped in
Paul was standing in his room with the door open, waived two fingers, was doing something with a sneaker.
How you been?
Don't want to get too far into it without the whole crew here.
Got it
They sat on the couch and Logan handed him a controller.
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A knock at the door.
One minute please
Carl pounded the door, come on dude, he tried the handle and it was open.
Logan and Jeff were laughing about the door, welcome dude.
They were playing a shooting video game on the big television in the corner.
The fuck, guys, I didn't know this was a gamer party
He said the word party in two words, par tay.
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Once they got wiped out in the game they moved to the island in the kitchen, seated on bar stools. Logan sat closest to the kitchen so he could ration out the beers.
Jeff was just about to explain his love life
The fuck I am, I asked you first
Carl grinned, waiting for his turn to tell them about Vanessa.
Logan handed out the beers and Carl immediately began drinking his.
Paul, you coming out to hear about current events
No, got to go to the mall
The fuck is at the mall
Carl and Jeff looked at eachother and made strange faces.
I'm turning in applications today don't you remember
Fuck no
They laughed.
Break a leg, Carl lifted his beer to toast but no one else did, he drank anyway.
Good luck, Pauly
Paul closed and locked the front door.
I feel so safe
Jeff, you can stop holding me now the door is locked
Alright where were we
I don't know man I try to keep them lined up. They're all fucked up. I mean, everyone in this generation is. And they all do the same thing.
Smoke, suck, fuck, bail?
Something like that, Logan looked irritated that Carl put it so crass. His beer bottle was empty.
Meghan opened the door, the guys were sitting there, Jeff had the sad frog face.
What's up fuckers
Who invited you
I heard it was a convention of the pig fuckers and decided to pick up a badge and visit the retailers, who invited you
Paul, they all started calling his name.
He left remember
Oh yeah
Fucking idiots. Oh hey you're drinking Monte Alban
Is that what this is, Carl took another shot of the yellow liquor
Yeah the worm is in the fridge
Logan sat up straight.
We haven't had yellow worm there before
Yellow worm in the 'frigerator
You guys are fucking tossed
No, we are just happy to see you
She opened the refrigerator and looked for something to eat, when she didn't find it she went to the cupboard and moved the plastic containers of flour and oatmeal out of the way.
What's going on
Are you going to cook
She laughed and pulled out a bottle of vodka.
No, I'm gonna peel
She started working at the label with her thumbnail.
Meghan have I ever told you I love you
Yeah, Meghan, you're my best friend
They turned to face her, Logan stood up, want a shot glass
Or four
She looked at Carl with that predatory stare, a grin spreading across her mouth, he sat back down.
She turned her gaze to Jeff and he froze.
Logan, your friends are pussies.