Daily International Day Gazette

Experiment on making a daily pun with the UN International Days.

World Science Day for Peace and Development

The null hypothesis “Israel is not commiting a genocide” is rejected with a 0.0001 p-value.

International Day for Preventing the Exploitation of the Environment in War and Armed Conflict

The UN is saying “Someone has done something”, while staring at Israel.

World Tsunami Awareness Day

The wave is coming, ts, ts, the wave is coming, ts, ts.

International Day to End Impunity for Crimes against Journalists

Israeli Day of hahaha. Russian Day of plutonium. Spanish Sorry Day for the Crimes against Journalists’ Reputation Made By Reverte et al.

International Day of Cooperatives

It’s only a coincidence that the day honoring the business owned by the workers falls on weekend.

International Day of Parliamentarism

Do you remember Parler? This day honour the opposite of the mere idea of that hellsite.

International Day of the Tropics

If you wander till the poles, you are going off-tropic.

Today there is not a conmemoration or celebration. You can go back to your ecclesiastical calendar.

Micro, Small and Medium-sized Enterprises Day

EU legislation is going to promote the change of micro, small and medium sized enterprises in favor of a standard enterprise-C with a standard worker exploiter-C.

International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking

Today is monday so the UN is against drug abuse and illicit trafficking. On saturdays, they are in favour of drug responsible use and licit trafficking.