JARRETT

Eventually.

Eventually.

The liquor store parking lot so you can get drunk off spilled beer by the garbage bin.

A retention pond with toxic algae blooms so your children die prematurely.

Next to the highway where your husband's body is being run over by 18 wheelers.

Anywhere I'm trying to walk.

The time is 11:06 p.m. Wait, it's 11:07 p.m. Soon it'll be 11:08 p.m. Yup. It's 11:08 p.m. Now it's 11:09 p.m. Great! It's 11:10 p.m. Oh, cool. 11:11 p.m. Should make a wish. It's 11:12 p.m. Still awake. Wish didn't work. [11:13 p.m. not found] OK, it's 11:14 p.m. I got distracted so I missed 11:13. The time is now 2:43 a.m.

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  1. I should have written something funny for my first post.
  2. Maybe someone will find this funny.
  3. No one will find this funny.
  4. No one will see this.
  5. I ate too many quesadillas for dinner.