Ted Mosby 6w5
S4 E19 Murtagh
Robin: I must say there is something admirable about the way Barney wants to stay young at heart. I mean, who wants to get old?
Ted: This guy. Robin, life is a meal and old age is the dessert. I spend so much of my time worrying about the future. You know, “Where’s my career going? Who am I gonna marry?” But when you’re old, you don’t worry, ‘cause all that stuff’s already happened.
S4 E5 Shelter Island
Robin: Don’t get married Ted. Look, you’re rushing into this. It’s like you’re trying to skip ahead to the end of the book.
S9 E22 The End of the Aisle
Robin: Shouldn’t I be with the guy who finds me my locket? The guy who steals me the blue French horn
S1 E7 The Matchmaker
Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Barney: Oh, yeah, we do that when you're not around. “Ted-out”: to over think. See also “Ted-up”. “Ted-up”: to over think with disastrous consequences. For example, “Billy Tedded-up when he-”
Ted: All right, I get it
Robin Scherbatsky 8w7
S7 E15 The burning beekeeper
Ted: I cannot believe you screamed at that woman at Zabar’s
Robin: she was trying to cut in line. She was gonna get the last kugel.
Ted: She was 90 years old. It was probably gonna be her last kugel.
Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself. If I would’ve left things in your dainty, lily-white, never-ripped-an-old-lady’s-wig-off-hands, we would be kugel-free right now.
Ted: Oh, so what, I’m too nice?
Robin: You never stand up for yourself. Remember that sixth-grader who kept stealing your lunch? You had your mom stop making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because of that girl’s nut allergy.
Ted: Okay so what? I would rather be nice than be like you, always getting into fights about stuff that’s not even worth fighting about.
Robin: Disagree. It’s like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, “Never give up, never surrender.”
S7 E24 The Magician’s Code, Part II
Robin: Aren’t you tired of waiting for destiny? Isn’t it time to make your own destiny?
Barney Stinson 7w8
S1 E1 Pilot
Barney: Ted, I’m going to teach you how to live.
S1 E3 Sweet Taste of Liberty
Barney: Ted, you've been living your whole life in a seatbelt. It's time to unclick
Barney: Our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness, ok? Not for the sit around and wait of happiness. Now if you want you can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people everyday, or, you can lick the liberty bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.
S1 E11 The Limo
Barney: Now, people often think that a good mix should rise and fall but people are wrong, it should be all rise, baby!
S7 E21 Now We’re Even
Barney: I was sitting at home and all of a sudden, I had a piphany. Make every night legendary. The non-legendary nights are done. From here on in, every single night of our lives will be a night we’ll never forget. Starting tonight. Who’s ready for the longest, craziest adventure yet?!
S2 E17 Arrivederci Fiero
Barney: Our days on this planet are too few to squander. So I decided from that moment on to continue living life to its fullest.
S2 E2 The Scorpion and the Toad
Barney: Marshall, being a single guy in New York City is like being in a candy store.
Lily Aldrin 2w3
S9 E23 Last Forever, Part I
Lily: This right here, this is why we can’t fall out of each other’s lives. We have to be here for the big moments. Just promise me no matter what, we will always be there for the big moments.
S3 E6 I’m Not That Guy
Lily (alluding to her 3 wing): I got a 2 syllable damn in that dress
Marshall Eriksen 2w1
S6, E17 Garbage Island
Marshall: [My dad] never get to see how I turn out. I used to always tell him that I was gonna be an environmental lawyer and he was always proud of me for that. But he never got to see the version of me that was anything but a corporate stooge. And now it’s too late.
S5 E23 The Wedding Bride
Marshall: All right, do you guys wanna know why I’m nice to everyone? It’s because I don’t care about baggage. I mean, most people, they see another person walking down the street with that heavy bag they’re carrying, and they just walk on by. But not me. I look at them, and I say, “Howdy, stranger. Can I give you a hand with that?”
James Stinson 7w6
S2 E10 Single Stamina
James: You are young, attractive people here in the greatest city on Earth. There are boys and girls in Nobody Cares, Wyoming, wishing they could be here. But instead, they are in someone’s basement drinking bad malt liquor, debating whether or not they’re going to spend their Saturday night in the parking lot of the feed store or in some other dude’s basement. You owe it to them to rise up, and shimmy your lazy asses into something hot, and you go out there and YOU LIVE THEIR DREAM!
Victoria 2w1
S1 E13 Drumroll Please
Victoria: Do you want to come and cry out here? I’ve been told I’m an excellent hugger.
Zoey Pierson 1w2
S6 E6 The Architect of Destruction
Zoey: I can’t just sit by while voiceless people or animals or even buildings get screwed over.
S6 E10 Blitzgiving
Ted: If Zoey is a cartoon character, she’s Cinderella’s evil stepmother!
Zoey: Get out, all of you, out!
S9 E21 Gary Blauman
Zoey: The hawk is a majestic creature. She means you no har-aah no! I’m your friend! I’m helping you!
Nora 1w2
S6 E16 Desperation Day
Barney: Why aren’t you wearing purple like your friends?
Nora: I told them I forgot. But the truth is I’m protesting their protest. Can you keep a secret? I love Valentine’s Day.
Barney: You walking around saying you’re a gooey romantic? It comes across a bit desperate.
Nora: What’s so desperate about knowing what you want? Look, life’s really short Barney. Who wants to spend Valentine’s Day alone, distracting yourself from the fact that nobody loves you with some sad little activity?
Nora: There is one difference between you and me. I’m not saying any of this to get in your pants.
Karen 4w3
S4 E16 Sorry, Bro
Karen: Your wine list has a Chateauneuf-du-Pape listed under your Cotes de Provence. You might want to alert your sommelier.
Have a legendary day,
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