purplenoir

(Her version)

Those beautiful thoughts that come across my mind But you aren't there when I try to find The truth in the love you shower me upon Shines as bright as my tainted wedding gown

The serviette treated with pentothal Wish I could get the bitch's number and call Fear not Darling, my love for you is infinite Says the burger knife wrapped in white

(Him version)

The moment I've been waiting for is finally here Time to show some gratitude for bearing me throughout, My Dear All the reasoning I offered you in the entirety Could've fetched me a double PhD in stem cell theory

Wish I could shove the candle down your throat Or pluck your eye balls out with my fork But I'm afraid I have to kill you softly Like the chocolate fudge sauce on a spicy chop suey