How to be interesting? Be an amateur reporter, and a scientist, too.

When I'm at my most captivating, I'm talking about weird things I've done, or talking about mad theories I've got about the world around us.

Add my brutal handsomeness to the picture – you've got a Don Juan in the making. One day I'll be Christian Grey, minus the issues.

BDSM? Hell of an idea.

Beats me why I didn't think of it before. All in due time, however. I have other matters to take care of first.