~ a gibson poem ~ โ
on kleenex i โ
do love to chew โ
i wish i had โ
a box or twoโ
momb shakes her headโ
'n tells me โNO!โ โ
your chewing stuff โ
has got to go โ
she says โGibson, you'reโ
hard to manageโ โ
i say relax it's justโ
soft tissue damage โ
~ a gibson poem ~โ
you're looking for โ
that special guy?โ
well here i am โ
dressed in my tie!โ
i'll sing to youโ
and play guitar โ
don't want to bragโ
but i'm a star โ
i have a carโ
that i can driveโ
'n when i crashโ
always survive! โ
sadly though i โ
might sound great... โ
i'm still too youngโ
for a real date โ
~ On Tap, by Gibson ~
a stream of water
always at hand
can i have my food
also on demand?
hot or cold, just
turn the lever
wet food is ready
for me whenever!
pรขtรฉ or morsels
and lots of treats
i need a faucet
that dispenses meats!
oh look a callโ
and it's for me!โ
wonder who's calling?โ
let's check 'n seeโ
the name's โScam Likelyโ โ
on my caller IDโ
hello there, Scamโ
why you callin' me? โ
a special offerโ
and it's mostly free?!โ
wow, how luckyโ
i do be! โ
hey Mr. Scam, โ
here's something funnyโ
you called me but โ
i have no money!โ
if you're too scared
to get your shots
here's my advice and
random thoughts
you must be brave
try not to flinch
believe me, it's just
a tiny pinch!
tangerine and i,
we're no babies
we prefer a shot
to getting rabies!
in your arm or in your butt
first squinch your eyeballs
tightly shut