Brad Garlinghouse Storms SEC Offices in Capitol

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Surrounded by scores of desperate and ravenous holders of XRP, Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse stormed the offices of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Wednesday, an apparent move to take the upper hand in the ongoing battle over alleged securities violations.

”'We The People' have come here today,” said Garlinghouse to his band of rowdy followers as well as dozens of XRP_Productions reporters, “to fight back against tyranny. They must STOP THE STEAL of the value of our XRP!”

3-Year XRP holder Leonard Mingus making himself comfortable in one SEC office as he and hundreds of others, lead by Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse, stormed the commission's headquarters Wednesday.

Though mostly peaceful, the coup did display moments of lude and immature activity, particularly when dozens of protesters, including Ripple CTO David Schwartz, began running around the building naked.

“Live free or die!” shouted Schwartz, flailing his arms and running around an SEC boardroom in the buff. “LIVE FREE OR DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!”

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