Chuck Norris Intimidated by “Huge Balls” of XRP Holders
Making the sensitive confession on his 81st birthday Wednesday, screen star and legendary badass Chuck Norris admitted that he is “quite intimidated by the huge balls” of holders of the digital asset XRP.
“Nothing ever intimidates me,” said Norris to XRP_Productions reporters. “But these men and women? Holy shit... their enormous, titanium balls make me shake like a leaf on a tree.”
A handful of epic badass Chuck Norris roles that the action star says are “no longer impressive, at all” in comparison with the steely grit of holders of the digital asset XRP.
The holders, who have seen their asset stagnate in value over the past three years while being constantly savaged by haters and an SEC lawsuit, have an “unwavering, diamond-balled determination that scares the shit out of me,” according to Norris.
“I'm telling you right now, I wouldn't be able to do it,” said Norris, a tiny tear squeezing out of one eye. “To have that kind of resolve. They are the true badasses.”