Posting a heartfelt article Sunday which apologized profusely to all patrons of the innovative blogging platform, Coil.com has suspended the account of XRP the Standard Productions after discovering that every one of their crypto news articles is completely and utterly false.

“We feel foolish,” said Coil CEO Stefan Thomas to XRP_Productions reporters. “We definitely should have caught this earlier. We have removed their account. Rest assured, their reign of fake news terror is over.”

Thomas said he first suspected XRP_Productions of producing fraudulent work after reading an article about Ripple CTO David Schwartz being 12-feet tall.

“No. No way,” said Thomas. “I've known David for a long time. He's maybe 10 feet or so, but no way is he 12 feet tall. I knew something wasn't right about this story...”

Coil CEO Stefan Thomas (with Ripple board member Chris Larsen) speaking with XRP_Productions reporters about the XRP_Productions story that first caused him to consider the crypto-news outlet was performing fake journalism.

The revolutionary blogging platform has vowed to ramp up it's site security and involvement to make sure no such infiltration of bullshit news ever occurs again.

“Fool us once, shame on you,” said Thomas. “Fool us twice... shame... on... the point is, you can't let yourself get fooled twice.”

*Coil subscribers can see the disguise that XRP the Standard Productions put on to regain access to the site to continue publishing their bullshit below**...*

**[... and CLICK HERE for more stories the main stream crypto news media is AFRAID to tell. You're welcome, world.

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