Congress Declares March 12th “National Hyper-Inflation Day”

Cheering and patting each other on the backs after passing the resolution Thursday, the U.S. House of Representatives unanimously voted to make March 12th “National Hyper-Inflation Day.”

“It's about time,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi to XRP_Productions reporters about the new holiday celebrating the massive devaluation of the U.S. dollar, “that printing trillions—fast-becoming the national pastime—has it's own Federal day of celebration.”

Artist's depiction of the “Wheelbarrow of Cash Racing” that is expected to be one of the festivities during “National Hyper-Inflation Day” which was just initiated by Congress.

Some critics of the holiday, reportedly inspired by tomorrow's Presidential signing of the latest 1.4 trillion-dollar stimulus, say that it is irresponsible to glorify such money-printing.

“Call me crazy,” said Leonard Mingus, a 41-year-old cryptocurrency investor from Sheboygan, Wisconsin, “but I'm not sure this is something we should be proud of. I'd rather have a 'National XRP Day,' to be honest...”

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