100 satirical articles written and today Ripple's former Global Head of Infrastructure and Innovation, Dilip Rao, is pleased to reveal the list of XRP_Productions' top ten most successful works to date.

“I'm happy to reveal this exciting list,” said Rao, willing to speak to XRP_Productions staff after he'd seen that his ridiculously large payment had cleared. “Get ready to heat up those laugh-jets!”

So, which articles made the cut?

Is the one about the chickens in there? How about the one where David Schwartz goes on Joe Rogan and forgets to talk about XRP? The one where XRP holders go into deep freeze to wait out the bear market?

The JUDGE JUDY one? DID THE JUDGE JUDY ONE MAKE THE LIST?!?!

Here are the metrics used to rank the top ten articles:

A combination of the top link clicks from Twitter, top Twitter 'Likes', and top Twitter overall impressions.

Why not use Coil up-votes? Well, as much as I looooove Coil, it's still so early and there are a relatively small amount of subscribers, so it might not be a good metric to use to measure people's overall enjoyment of and interest in our articles.

So, without further ado... Dilip, will you please open the envelopes?

*NUMBER 10*

Congress Approves FaceBook's Libra After Odd Closed-Door Meeting with Mark Zuckerberg

Strange tones emanate from smartphones of Congresspeople as they robotically start heading to a meeting room in Capitol Hill. Zuck materializes and floats in to join them, the doors closing behind him automatically...

Article Link Clicks: 4,211 (6th place)

Twitter Impressions: 42,760 (13th place)

Twitter Likes: 303 (16th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 11.7

*NUMBER 9*

Lagarde Gives Strange Coded Message: “The World Will un-Ray on ipple-Ray”

Lagarde gives several curious statements at a banking conference in a language that even Harvard professors can't decipher...

Article Link Clicks: 4,992 (5th place)

Twitter Impressions: 42,257 (14th place)

Twitter Likes: 316 (15th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 11.3

NUMBER 8

Trump Accidentally Drunk-Tweets Secret Ripple XRP Plan

A sauced-up Trump thinks he's sending private messages to Christine Lagarde, but is actually tweeting to the world. The White House responds that they have no official stance on crypto assets...

Article Link Clicks: 5,872 (3rd place)

Twitter Impressions: 36,962 (20th place)

Twitter Likes: 373 (9th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 10.7

*NUMBER 7*

Congress Unveils Bold 50-Year Fast-Track to Crypto Regulation

Congress is finally stepping up their game in crypto regulations. A short five or six decades from now, it's moon time...

Article Link Clicks: 3,457 (12th place)

Twitter Impressions: 52,311 (7th place)

Twitter Likes: 372 (10th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 9.7

*NUMBER 6*

Man Sues Ripple for Not Yet Making Him a Billionaire

Mr. Schneedle has suffered for several months after investing a bit of dough in XRP and not yet being a billionaire. Laura Shin comes to his defense..

Article Link Clicks: 3,970 (7th place)

Twitter Impressions: 48,392 (12th place)

Twitter Likes: 425 (5th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 8.0

*NUMBER 5*

SEC's Jay Clayton Excited to Start His Own XRP YouTube Channel

Ever since meeting Brad Garlinghouse and David Schwartz in the previous year, Jay hasn't been able to stop thinking about starting his very own XRP YouTube channel. He's so excited that he screams into a nearby pillow...

Article Link Clicks: 2,552 (17th place)

Twitter Impressions: 60,823 (4th place)

Twitter Likes: 497 (3rd place)

Averaged Rating Score: 7.9

*NUMBER 4*

[**SWIFT CEO Touts Study: “People Love Waiting for Money”

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Javier Perez-Tasso cites a study that SWIFT commissioned from the “Very Scientific Studies Organization” claiming people love waiting for money. The study also claims people are excited by the thrill of payment errors and lost transactions...

Article Link Clicks: 3,608 (10th place)

Twitter Impressions: 55,189 (5th place)

Twitter Likes: 409 (6th place)

Averaged Rating Score: 7.0

Sorry guys and gals, but the remainingare for .

You hold XRP and you're not paying a measly five bucks a month to support the ecosystem?

Whaaaaaa? How do you look at yourself in the mirror?!?!?!?!

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