Replete with a sleek and powerful 500-kilowatt generator to assist in processing the network's transactions, CEO Elon Musk released an exciting new “Tesla Bitcoin Edition” sedan Wednesday.

“As you know, we at Tesla are stepping into the future, buying Bitcoin and accepting Bitcoin as payment for our automobiles,” said Musk to XRP_Productions reporters. “And, well... now that we've stepped into it, we've gotta figure out how the hell to power it. Good Lord, what have I done?”

“Musk Bitcoin Power Plant #17,” one of 400 power plants the mogul is forced to build to help power the Bitcoin network since announcing Tesla will accept the original cryptocurrency as payment for their automobiles.

The bold and innovative move has seemed to make some in the cryptocurrency space jealous and confused, particularly the online community for XRP, a digital asset who's network uses a miniscule fraction of energy compared to the Bitcoin network.

“So, Musk is a visionary but he's buying Bitcoin and accepting Bitcoin as payment for Teslas?” said 3-year XRP holder Leonard Mingus of Phoenix, Arizona. “You sure he's not a cross-eyed visionary?”

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