Coming out of seclusion after eight full months of absence from the online XRP community, mega-popular blogger Hodor was hired by satirical crypto-news outlet XRP the Standard Productions Thursday but fired after his initial day of work.

“Brilliant blogger, especially about XRP,” said XRP_Productions' Editor-In-Chief Clay Finkelstein. “But Holy Jeebus, his satire sucked!”

First of twenty pages of awful satirical ideas presented by Hodor on his initial day with XRP the Standard Productions. The famous XRP blogger was let go by the end of the day.

The legendary XRP community member was reportedly ready to begin blogging about Ripple and XRP again in addition to writing satire but has reconsidered after being canned.

“Sorry, XRP community,” said Hodor. “Blame those a**holes at XRP the Standard Productions!”

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