XRP a 'Cracker Jack Toy Crypto with No Discernible Purpose' says Novogratz
Scratching his head in confusion while speaking with XRP_Productions reporters Sunday, Galaxy Digital CEO Mike Novogratz said the digital asset XRP is 'a crypto that was literally pulled from a Cracker Jack box, with no earthly way to ever discern why it even exists or what it does.”
“Put together a team of the top thousand scientists in the world and study it for 100 years,” said Novogratz, polishing the bronze bust of Vitalik Buterin in his living room, “and they'll still be stumped. I'm telling you—XRP doesn't even have a good reason to exist in the universe.”
Mike Novogratz silently pausing for three hours in the middle of his interview with XRP_Productions Sunday, trying to think of one good reason for the existence of XRP. The Galaxy Digital CEO's thought exercise was unsuccessful.
When asked if his stance had anything to do with his heavy ties to proof of work cryptos like Bitcoin and Ethereum with known problems of massive energy consumption, network fees, and centralization in China, Novogratz laughed for three minutes straight and scoffed at the idea.
“Preposterous,” said Novogratz, dabbing beads of sweat from his forehead. “Absurd. Ridiculous. Hardee-har-har. This interview is over...”