Judge Judy takes over the Ripple 'security' case?

XRP holders sacrifice 10,000 live chickens AND go into cryogenic freezing to wait for moon AND begin door-to-door proselytizing?

David Schwartz goes on Joe Rogan and DOESN'T mention Ripple or XRP?

Yup, must be satire from those crazy bastards at XRP the Standard Productions.

Love us or hate us, we make a lot of people laugh every day and have become a staple of the coil.com blogiverse.

But how many people, exactly, have we been able to reach? How many people have we brought to the site? How much XRP have we received through ILP as people read our funny articles? Have we been graced with a Coil 'Boost' payment yet?

You will be given the answers to these questions AND MORE at the bottom of the page... but... you must be a Coil Subscriber!

Before you go flipping us the bird and clicking away, take a few seconds and hear us out...

WHY THE FLYING FUNK SHOULD I PAY FIVE FUNKING DOLLARS TO SUBSCRIBE TO COIL?!?!

Good question, and thank you for the profanity restraint.

If you're visiting this site, you are very likely interested in one thing: XRP.

If you're interested in XRP, you are probably interested in the price of XRP going UP UP UP and the likelihood of XRP being ruled a security going DOWN DOWN DOWN. Indeed, if XRP is ruled to NOT be a security, there is a pretty good chance that the price of the XRP you hold will directly benefit in a sharp, moon-like way.

That's where Coil plays a part. A BIG PART, in our humble opinion. Coil is a completely separate entity apart from Ripple that is building out the XRP ecosystem. By paying a measly $5 a month to Coil, you are supporting a company that by definition is PROVING that XRP is not a security. You are also supporting writers and content creators like us who will continue to support XRP. So, in a very real sense, you are directly feeding your own future success as an XRP holder.

But let's not put it all in the 'support the ecosystem' basket... there are some damn good blogs on Coil that provide bonus content that is unlocked with your subscription. You also get access to all of the videos on Cinnamon.video and Coil has even more benefits planned for the future.

SUBSCRIBE TO COIL

Continue reading with a Coil membership.