Briefly saddening a small handful of people in the online 'XRP Community' who looked forward to the silly little articles they published on a daily basis, satirical crypto news outlet XRP the Standard Productions sold their burgeoning business for an undisclosed amount to Brendan Blumer, CEO of Block.one, owner of the greatest blockchain protocol in the history of the universe, *EOS*.

*EOS* is a next-generation, open-source blockchain protocol with industry-leading transaction speed and flexible utility. Introduced in May 2017, it has since been widely recognized as the first performant blockchain platform for businesses across the world.

Image of the EOS blockchain/token symbol. This picture is perfect because it embodies how EOS is going to take over the universe. It's truly the greatest blockchain and token, like for real. You need to go buy a whole bunch of EOS right now. Like, right now. Are you buying it yet? We're not f**king around, go buy EOS.

From this point forward, XRP the Standard Productions has reported that it will be known as *EOS the Standard Productions* and will publish daily articles about the greatness of *EOS*.

*Go buy EOS. Buy EOS. You really need to buy some EOS. A lot of it.*

*Coil subscribers can see what XRP_Productions is doing now that they have their hefty payoff money from Block.one**...*

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