Ironic Free Verse

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“To a robot, a pregnant woman is a 3D printer.”

- Scott Adams

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“If the singularity happens more than once, should I refer to it as the plural?”

- Scott Adams

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“Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.”

- the fake Bill Murray

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“Economic forecasting is the science of adding math to astrology.”

- Scott Adams

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“Never argue with an idiot. He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.”

- source unknown

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“I would point out that if you were to combine the TV shows Shark Tank, The Apprentice, and Judge Judy, you would have formed an entire functioning government”

- Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame)

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