There was a monk in the wastelands of Greece
He traveled the world and spread the message of peace
He claimed to have learnt it from the Temple of Light
Even the mightiest shall bow to him on sight
It happened while he was crossing the village of Pine
Where he saw the people crying in terror and fright
He went to them to discern their plight
It was a tiger troubling them every day and night
Let me be the tool to solve your problem
He said, I just wish to see their faces blossom
The animal for sure is amiable by nature
But it's our own human ways that it can't fathom
Look straight in the eyes and talk the language of love
And the blessings shall shower from heaven and above
That's all there is to the art of making peace he said
The seemingly hostile animal shall embrace the dove
It was the moment of truth, he stood against the creature
A scream from the back caught the attention of the preacher
The signal of annihilation indeed, from its beloved keeper
Unfortunately reckoned by the villagers as a call to the Reaper
Clutching his head by her mouth, she walked all around with grace
The villagers made merry as the blood dripped off his face
It was evident that they all knew he was so full of junk
And in the end, everybody had their piece of the Monk
I'm gazing at the sky which is no more blue
Everybody's running around without a clue
Amidst all the debris I can no longer move
But I do feel the tears rolling off my eyes
And my gown drenched in a cold red pool
As the smoke from the rubble's rising up in the air
I can only hear the wailings of those in despair
Mothers in fright searching and amassing their children
And I see my entire family's still missing
Wish I could scream at the top of my lungs and reach them
But is there anybody out there willing to listen?
I'm giving up once for all mother, as I see the help has finally arrived
The big black bird has returned to drop something and ensure that none survive
I'll definitely be the mama's good girl next time, here's a high five
I've been dreaming about you, my love
Where you had me in your arms
Gave the kiss of a lifetime
Wiped those tears off my eyes
And took me away with you forever
So long are these days
Tired of spending them all alone
With my wife choosing another man
Kids living a lie
And friends who forgot my name
A past full of regrets
A present filled with emptiness
For a future to think about
Neither do I have the courage;
Nor the willingness
Liberate me oh my love
For which I shall rest in peace
Liberate me oh my love
I can no longer whirl the wheel
Those beautiful thoughts that come across my mind
But you aren't there when I try to find
The truth in the love you shower me upon
Shines as bright as my tainted wedding gown
The serviette treated with pentothal
Wish I could get the bitch's number and call
Fear not Darling, my love for you is infinite
Says the burger knife wrapped in white
(Him version)
The moment I've been waiting for is finally here
Time to show some gratitude for bearing me throughout, My Dear
All the reasoning I offered you in the entirety
Could've fetched me a double PhD in stem cell theory
Wish I could shove the candle down your throat
Or pluck your eye balls out with my fork
But I'm afraid I have to kill you softly
Like the chocolate fudge sauce on a spicy chop suey
Your order has been confirmed
Reaching the destination
Knock! Knock! Pizza Bob here
Death is awaiting your warm welcome
Strapped to the chair
Taped across the mouth
Naked down under
I know how you feel, helpless?
My dagger so sharp
As the scream of yours
When I slice away your genitals
Pretty blood soaked, aren't you?
I can feel your heart, literally
Your intestines moaning out of hunger
That sweet sound of the gushing blood
When I slit your throat, enchanting
The pleasure is all sadistic and mine
Here I leave you in a perennial sleep
Painless and gory yet artistic in a way
Bob says Goodbye, the delivery is complete
I'm the alpha, I'm the omega
I'm the infinity, I'm the void
I'm the perceptible, I'm the abstruse
I'm the existence, I'm the absence
I'm the virtue, I'm the vengeance
I'm the light, I'm the darkness
I'm the chaos, I'm the silence
I'm the enlightened, I'm the prowess
I'm the striking thunder from the skies
I'm the raging storm over the seas
I'm the burning flame that ascends
I'm the ultimatum that can never be defined
I'm the illumine fading out the ignorance
I'm the unification of every law
I'm the dominance over all the life forms
I'm the supreme 'I', the undeniable, the undefiable!