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See you later tutor.

Coconut is cheap lately. I bought one for 10k. And if you buy 5 you even get 1 free.

Taylor Swift has this stupid song where she sings “I never trust a narcissist”. Well, duh. You use a slur to call someone. Trust is way over before that, or any other positive attitude for that matter. If it was something neutral, but indicated personal beefs, like “I never trust an entrepreneur” or “I never trust an artist” then that would be worth mentioning. But then that wouldn’t clearly say that you are a victim entirely.

I still don't understand proposal. So you either already planned ahead and then act surprised and somehow both people just agree to perform it for no reason. Or you didn't talk to each other, have no idea if the other person would agree, then play like lotto. Seems like bad ideas either way.

Her songs are stinkier than my yesterday’s story.

Hearing Taylor releasing a new album and I’m already worried about my next trip to the mall.

I can leak juicy stories in person though.

Well, I can totally write a story that stinks less. But that would require my special knowledge from private conversations. And to be published, I’m only allowed to use materials from public domains.

I drafted a fictitious story and it stinks. So I’m going to sleep now. See you again tomorrow.

It’s already late and I haven’t collected my jokes.