Ironic Free Verse

Free verse with punchlines. Wordplay. Quips. Witty Shorts.

I don't know what this means: “I parted ways with the other path by turning onto the road found so rightly.

#babble

The best way to plan for the unexpected is to not expect it.

#zen

I woke up a few hours before my brain did...

#babble #waking

Kids... The #1 cure for sleeping.

#parenting

A woman found alone is not the treasure. Giving her a life of love and happiness... that is the treasure.

#relationships

Cooking for others is a way to share your soul... via direct infusion into your friend's bloodstream.

#food #friendship

Some people love wine... But in my case, I think it is the wine that loves me.

#wine

Siesta: a time I take to do something in my bed that actually involves sleeping.

#babble

Humans are generally creatures of habit... but as children, they are really just creatures of disagreement.

#babble #parenting

Small things in big packages, small bacteria live in big infections, small thoughts turn into big ideas, small sperm concept big babies, small bugs cause big outages, small gestures trigger big emotions, small mistakes cause big car crashes, small steps for man are giant leaps for mankind.

#wordplay #small