babble — Ironic Free Verse

Calm, after the porn. You are the wind beneath my schemes. Small miracles come in shrink wrap. A good man is hard. The wicked witch of the west is evil too. When I sneeze I am no longer in control of my body. Aliens do not abduct us, they rent us for $1/night. A penny saved is worth almost nothing. An apple a day costs $1.98/lb. The Perfect Storm, sucked.

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Working on a more daring profile picture, I just have to figure out how to handle the police first…

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“A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush” ... depends on how much ransom the bird's family is willing to pay.

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Sunlight doesn't cause cancer, it's just the gateway drug.

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Alphabetically “now” comes after “later”. That doesn't mean anything, but I had to point it out in case that confuses anyone.

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World domination begins with already owning the world in your mind... then it is a simple matter of reclaiming it from all the squatters.

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My life is becoming a bit like the movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” — but without the overly large gentleman spooning me.

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My brain works just like a fiction writer's... But without the ability to write.

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It was all fun and games, until someone called 911.

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I have little meaning in my posts, but a lot of meaning is hidden within your lack of understanding.

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