Ironic Free Verse

proverbs

Loneliness is the only misery that doesn't love company.

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I know the “early bird gets the worm”, but I was hoping for waffles.

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Calm, after the porn. You are the wind beneath my schemes. Small miracles come in shrink wrap. A good man is hard. The wicked witch of the west is evil too. When I sneeze I am no longer in control of my body. Aliens do not abduct us, they rent us for $1/night. A penny saved is worth almost nothing. An apple a day costs $1.98/lb. The Perfect Storm, sucked.

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“A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush” ... depends on how much ransom the bird's family is willing to pay.

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