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I figured it out, I cracked the code!!! Moses was training to be the Avatar! Following the training cycle: He was probably an Earth Bender to start, then learned Fire Bending at the Burning Bush, Air Bending during the Ten Plagues, and Water Bending at the Red Sea. The 40 years that followed were probably spent in the spirit world!

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The birth of the first joke:

And God said to Adam:

“Take a piece of the earth, make it green, and have shrubbery.”

Adam replied:

“My Lord, I have not a shrub... but Eve has a bush!”

... which was then followed by the birth of the first Smite!

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