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My neighbor said my Vietnamese was almost there. I only needed to improve the 10% left.
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- Oh I love your shirt.
- Thank you. Me too.
- Great... Wait, you mean you love your shirt too?
- Yeah!
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Not that I try to deceive people intentionally. But it often goes like this. – Oh great. So do you come here to study alone or your parents go with you? – No I'm living alone. Only because I was confused the whole time and tried to answer the part I was confident the most. Then I forgot about the rest and was only able to process it 2 hours later.
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There is something funny I will never say in public.
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He ♥ he ♥ he ♥
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So how’s the anxiety going?
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I want attention.
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There is no tactful way to tell humanistic dudes that their dreams will not come true.
Not because I understand enough what humanistic dudes philosophizing about to draw a correct conclusion. But because I understand the how.
The thing about paranoia is you only collect “evidence” for the narrative you already picked out to be the one. Paranoid guys/gals keep those smug attitudes that others are too sheep to see the big picture. But, as opposed to being paranoid trusting no one all the while thinking they themselves have no vice, healthy skepticism includes the ability to self-criticize. And that's just the opposite of making grand promises.
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Why go to hairstylists when barbers always give me student discounts.
