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I know people say unoriginal jokes because they can't come up with anything original. And they probably don't think about it too seriously. But if you repeat stupid things too many times, you start to believe it's true.

And in this case, “it’s true” is that you believe you deserve more money than your reality. Well, that's one way to lead to a very miserable life.

Hey handsome Marten.

I really wanted to try Russian foods in the food trucks around your blocks. But they didn't even offer Vietnamese or English menus. Which I found super disrespectful and insulting. That reminded me of the Russian couple in my place who argued freely because they knew we didn't understand them.

Then I had to walk back to the street near my house where menus I understand.

After circling four times, I realized, maybe the bird’s nest store in your blocks was closed forever. That's too bad because I was going to buy my parents gifts there. Not the bird’s nest, but the bird’s nest water. That's 100 times cheaper than the actual bird’s nest. Which fits my budget after buying the flight ticket.

Bird’s nest was the food served for kings and queens in ancient times. So I figured the water put you in the royal tier at least. Seniors love that thing. Besides, if I buy something too expensive, my parents would be very sad. They would probably never dare to eat.

Not you, 1 foot 3 Marten. You should have all the vacation days you want with the high-speed Internet you need.

Do you know what my Christmas wish was?

I wished for people to go back to work soon. Because seeing them happy and having fun made me angry for some reason.

Hello warm voice handsome tutor.

I’m doing admin tasks today.

You have a warm voice, tutor.

A while ago, my sister showed me a Facebook post. It was from one of her acquaintances. Her acquaintances, means they have master degrees and studied abroad. Not that having master degrees is impressive. But I think it's relevant.

This woman married an Italian. She told her husband that in Vietnam children still had to pay for the tuition. And the Italian husband was shocked that children elsewhere still didn't get free education in 2023. The couple was deep in sorrow and sadness as they were wishing for Vietnamese children to get free education soon.

Well, if the Vietnamese are poor, why would you want them to get free stuff?

Where do they think the free tuition comes from? And by the way, the Asian markets in Europe didn't accept credit cards, so you know how the Asians felt about paying taxes.

The certified poor families already got free tuition in Vietnam. The rest get cheap tuition because it is already subsidized.

If you are already poor, why would you want other people to handle money for you? If you start out as poor as your neighbor. You want to keep every penny you have to invest in your future through smart consumption and hard work. You want to make sure that you have better future than your neighbor who are just as poor as you are now but would rather spend their money on fast food.