Ironic Free Verse

Free verse with punchlines. Wordplay. Quips. Witty Shorts.

What are your days of the week called?

Mine are:

Sun day, Fun day, News day, When day, Urge day, Free day, Sitter day.

#babble

I stopped, dropped and rolled... to avoid sunburn.

#babble #safetyfirst

The hardest part about drinking wine is opening the damn bottle. The rest flows easily from there...

#babble #wine

Without humor, life causes pain. With humor, we survive the pain. With enough humor, we forget the pain. With only humor, we never feel the pain.

#poetic #humor #pain

Unto this day I yield victory, outlasting me it has won.

Sleep prior the clock tends tomorrow, dreaming far too long.

Thus awake in time lagging.

#poetic #temporal

Sunlight so bright, The only star I see in sight. I think I may, I think I might, Find a spot to tan just right.

#poetic #ryhmes

Drat! Turns out THIS is the alternate universe and not the real one. I think I took a wrong turn at the last nexus.

#babble

I have perfected time travel in the forward direction. I have proven that I can travel towards the future at a mind-boggling rate of 3.6 x 10^27 yoctoseconds per hour. Beat that you stuck-in-timers!

#babble #science

I don't think that the end is near... Forecasts appear to be wrong.

#prophecy

Second-hand emotions for sale...

#relationships