viewWhat are your days of the week called? Mine are: Sun day, Fun day, News day, When day, Urge day, Free day, Sitter day. #babble
viewThe hardest part about drinking wine is opening the damn bottle. The rest flows easily from there... #babble #wine
viewWithout humor, life causes pain. With humor, we survive the pain. With enough humor, we forget the pain. With only humor, we never feel the pain. #poetic #humor #pain
viewUnto this day I yield victory, outlasting me it has won. Sleep prior the clock tends tomorrow, dreaming far too long. Thus awake in time lagging. #poetic #temporal
viewSunlight so bright, The only star I see in sight. I think I may, I think I might, Find a spot to tan just right. #poetic #ryhmes
viewDrat! Turns out THIS is the alternate universe and not the real one. I think I took a wrong turn at the last nexus. #babble
viewI have perfected time travel in the forward direction. I have proven that I can travel towards the future at a mind-boggling rate of 3.6 x 10^27 yoctoseconds per hour. Beat that you stuck-in-timers! #babble #science