Ironic Free Verse

Free verse with punchlines. Wordplay. Quips. Witty Shorts.

The only thing standing between me, and tomorrow morning... is sleep.

#babble #temporal

Loneliness is the only misery that doesn't love company.

#babble #proverbs

Left, left, right, left, another left, stop. Back up 3 feet. Hop. Left. Hop. Right, left. Forward 2 feet. Side shuffle. Forward 1 foot.

- Yeti rain dance

“If the singularity happens more than once, should I refer to it as the plural?”

- Scott Adams

The fun part of my job: It takes you 10 hours to realize you wasted the last 9.

It wasn't until Today that I noticed Yesterday had walked out on me...

#babble #temporal

“Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.”

- the fake Bill Murray

“Economic forecasting is the science of adding math to astrology.”

- Scott Adams

Tuesday began, strangely enough, almost exactly how Monday ended!

#babble #temporal

Slip-up, Slipped disk, Slip into unconsciousness. * Slip n slide, Slippery when wet, Slip and fall. * Slip away, give them the Slip, Slip out the back door. * freudian Slip, Slip of the tongue, Slip in between the sheets. * Slipknot, anti-Slip, limited Slip differential. * packing Slip, routing Slip, deposit Slip, permission Slip, pink Slip. * Slip-on shoes, fuzzy Slippers, I need a new Slip for my bright red dress.

#wordplay #slip