Ironic Free Verse

Free verse with punchlines. Wordplay. Quips. Witty Shorts.

Working on a more daring profile picture, I just have to figure out how to handle the police first…

#babble #lastwords

All parents-to-be should learn the basics before being thrust into the role of parenting.

Here's my first tip for you:

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#parenting

“A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush” ... depends on how much ransom the bird's family is willing to pay.

#babble #proverbs

Sunlight doesn't cause cancer, it's just the gateway drug.

#babble #drugs

Alphabetically “now” comes after “later”. That doesn't mean anything, but I had to point it out in case that confuses anyone.

#babble #temporal

Definition of Free Verse

Free verse is a literary device that can be defined as poetry that is free from the limitations of a regular meter or rhythm and does not rhyme with fixed forms. Such poems are without rhythms and rhyme schemes; do not follow regular rhyme scheme rules and still provide artistic expression. In this way, the poet can give his own shape to a poem how he/she desires. However, it still allows poets to use alliteration, rhyme, cadences or rhythms to get the effects that they consider are suitable for the piece.

Ironic Free Verse

Free verse poems with a punch line.

#definitions #ironic #freeverse

The birth of the first joke:

And God said to Adam:

“Take a piece of the earth, make it green, and have shrubbery.”

Adam replied:

“My Lord, I have not a shrub... but Eve has a bush!”

... which was then followed by the birth of the first Smite!

#jokes #biblical

World domination begins with already owning the world in your mind... then it is a simple matter of reclaiming it from all the squatters.

#babble #business #advice

My life is becoming a bit like the movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” — but without the overly large gentleman spooning me.

#babble #travel

My brain works just like a fiction writer's... But without the ability to write.

#babble